Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hannity, Dobbs And Beck Compete On Stewart's "So You Think You Can Douche" Contest

“Any jackass in a suit willing to go on television and criticize the President can make a pretty hefty living,” stated Jon Stewart. Stewart announced three competitors who met that standard for his contest, “So You Think You Can Douche.” 

First, Sean Hannity, whose technique of using grainy footage and frightening music makes “Dora the Explorer” menacing. Second, Lou Dobbs, whose credibility is in shreds after he’s devoted so much time to the “birther” nonsense. Third, Glenn Beck, who called President Obama "a racist" with "a deep seated hatred of white people”–a claim contradicted by his statement, “I’m not saying that he doesn’t like white people.” The winner in this tight competition is the always buffoonish Beck, with his disgraceful and absurd labeling of Obama. Watch:

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