Sunday, March 25, 2012

"Jiffy-Vag" Offers Fast, Convenient Mandatory Ultrasounds

Comedian David Feldman announces "Jiffy-Vag," mandatory ultrasounds for today's on-the-go women. One enthusiastic customer stated, "The violation of my uterus was so quick and easy, and I never thought I could become so permanently traumatized at so low a price!" Listen:

(h/t: Best of the Left Podcast)


Michael The Molar Maven said...

Very funny, but, was Walgreen's consulted about this bit?

Jeff Tone said...

You'll have to ask their lawyers.