Sunday, September 23, 2012

Limbaugh: Male Private Parts Shrinking Due To "Feminazis," "Chickification"

Rush Limbaugh cited Italian research stating that male private parts are shrinking due to air pollution and global warming. Since environmental threats are a hoax in Limbaugh’s world, this phenomenon can only be due to the usual suspects, “feminazis” and “chickification.” Listen to Rush explain feminism’s effect on male anatomy:

LIMBAUGH: I have a story, it's from Philadelphia, CBS News, CBS Eyeball News. "If size matters, male private parts are shrinking, according to a new Italian study on sexuality. ...The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago." And the researchers say air pollution is why. Air pollution, global warming, has been shown to negatively impact penis size, say Italian researchers. I don't buy this. I think it's feminism. If it's tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10% smaller in 50 years, it has to be the feminazis. I mean, the chickification, everything else. Give 'em time and they'll blame Bush. Give 'em time. But air pollution versus feminazis? Ha.


Richard T said...

I trust Mr Limbaugh was not generalising from the particular and assigning a possible personal defect in his equipment to some half read, half digested theory. As I understand it, his grasp of intellectual matters is such that this is a real possibility.

Jeff Tone said...

Richard, it is the only possibility. Limbaugh exclusively focuses on the half read and half digested.